- 7 VANOC has signed a UN environmental agreement, promising to come up with innovative ways to minimize the environmental footprint of major events before, during and after the Games. But really, those guys don’t have to prove to anybody that they’ve got the planet prioritized. The expansion of the Sea to Sky Highway is enough tree hugging for one Olympics to handle.

+4 A Russian man has been sentenced to life in prison after being convicted of killing 48 people. The man had been dubbed the “Chessboard Killer” because he once said he was trying to kill enough people to put one on each square of a chessboard. Hey, nothing wrong with trying to build the old life sized game of chess, but really, it’s a lot more fun to keep the people alive. That way you can just make them walk around and kill each other.

- 6 Rudy Giuliani is really losing his shit. He recently accused Clinton and Obama of wishing they were friends with Ahmadinejad, and even suggested that if either of them became president, they would invite him to their “inauguration or the inaugural ball.” Damn Rudy, that kind of hyperbole does nothing for 9/11, and everyone knows that.

+1 Seriously, steroids are no joke.

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